The Jellyfish Story

I think about once a week a funny story about my life should be shared with the World...

So here it is....

            On the Caribbean island of Roatan: Myself, my Lady Friend had her best friend staying with her...lets call her "Twinkle", got into a little trouble! 

            Her best friend is terrified of the water, especially the dark ocean water.  Finally after copious amounts of encouragement we decided to take her friend into the water. The three of us decided to swim into the ocean...into the unknown....have you been out there as a stranger to it?! 

           We swam out naked, rosy-cheeked and happy as could be...however, about ten minute's swim out my Lady decided to get stung by a jellyfish.  The jelly wrapped himself around her wrists and from the buttocks to the ankle.  So my Lady friend looks at me and says in a way as to not scare 'Twinkle' - "I gotta go in"!! Obviously I know why, but 'Twinkle' is nervous as to the reason because we didn't want to terrify her further...so I held onto her whilst the Lady swam in.  We made our way in...slowly. By the time that we got in we noticed that the Lady had taken all of my clothes to run up the road to our house!  'Twinkle' and I made our way up the street hiding my privates to get to our house! Once there we burst into the bathroom only to find my Lady naked in the shower.  Immediately, as the happy Hero, I grabbed a pair of my underwear from my room, tore them to shreds to soak them in vinegar to help my Maiden in distress. 

           We ended up spending the whole night in the shower trying to subdue the stings...as the sun rose, the bathroom looked like a scene from a crack movie! Ripped clothes, water, empty plastic bottles, and a few broken, hurt but happy and in love individuals.  

A tip from this story...always know your first aid!!!